Landlords visit tomorrow!

[Paddy]

Tidy bedroom.



Move plants to work



Ask guests to wait outside

[MarillionFan]

They'll probably be distracted by the invisible sofa

ftfy

http://illusion.scene360.com/wp-cont...ible_chair.jpg

[d000hg]

I think you're seriously overestimating how cool AtW is


I think the landlord may be more concerned you're living without a sofa, it sends out a clear message about the kind of weirdo you are.

[TimberWolf]

[AtW]

Ok, all seems to be done, checklist:

Fasten all seatbelts - check.

Seal all entrances and exits - check.

Close all shops in the mall - check.

Cancel the three ring circus - check.

Secure all animals in the zoo - ... FOOK forgot that!

[AtW]

I think the landlord may be more concerned you're living without a sofa, it sends out a clear message about the kind of weirdo you are.

It's ok - I'll just say that I ordered one in DFS last year and still waiting for delivery

[AtW]

Ah, that's a nice home defence kit.

What a pity that ownership of those are a bit of a grey area in this country

[Spacecadet]

First time ever in over 10 years of rending landlord expressed desire to check property "for insurance purposes"

He'll be checking for any fire hazards which he can blame for next weeks fire and making sure that said fire risks are covered by the insurance

[AtW]

Call the police if I don't post again before end of play tomorrow...

[suityou01]

First time ever in over 10 years of rending landlord expressed desire to check property "for insurance purposes"

I'd evict you solely for the missing apostrophe.

HTH