Landlords visit tomorrow!

[AtW]

<Wilmslow>

No sign of the landlord, but a police car stopped outside... should I be worried?

</Wilmslow>

[MarillionFan]

<Wilmslow>

No sign of the landlord, but a police car stopped outside... should I be worried?

</Wilmslow>

Do you still have that sex slave under the floor boards?

[AtW]

A helicopter seems to be circling outside, that's unusual...

[TimberWolf]

A helicopter seems to be circling outside, that's unusual...

You don't need to start worrying until you see one of these appear:

[Cliphead]

Very unlikely that you'd actually see it.

Or hear it.

[Wilmslow]

Call yourself a contractor? Renting from a landlord? You should buy Prawn Towers in Swinedon......

[AtW]

All is good.

[DimPrawn]

How much have you paid in rent since arriving on a boat from Siberia?

[AtW]

How much have you paid in rent since arriving on a boat from Siberia?

Not sure, but maybe around £50k in total over 14 years.

[DimPrawn]

Not sure, but maybe around £50k in total over 14 years.

If it makes you fell better I spent that in 10 minutes buying the wifes A5 convertible, which is here now and looking very shiny in the sunshine.