Brian Cox

[Mich the Tester]

And tying the two together nicely, did you notice how much better Liz coped with being on top of Hawaii than Brian? Brian looked ill, whereas Liz looked fit, but you already said that.

Liz in Lara Croft mode;

[TimberWolf]

Liz in Lara Croft mode;

Doesn't it make you feel a little inadequate? Maybe she's used to [word not said for racially and anatomically incorrect reasons] people.

[Mich the Tester]

Doesn't it make you feel a little inadequate? Maybe she's used to [word not said for racially and anatomically incorrect reasons] people.

You're free to refer to yours as your 'little inadequate' if you wish, but I have my own name for mine and I'm not telling anyone what it is.

[TimberWolf]

You're free to refer to yours as your 'little inadequate' if you wish, but I have my own name for mine and I'm not telling anyone what it is.

Here's mine:



Hope Liz in impressed.

[Mich the Tester]

Here's mine:



Hope Liz in impressed.

Anything you can do, ...

[Mich the Tester]

By the way, a feminist might infer that men see telescopes as phallic symbols. Nutters.

[TimberWolf]

By the way, a feminist might infer that men see telescopes as phallic symbols. Nutters.

Yep, mad.

[Mich the Tester]

This one would be quite impressive if only the owner could make it stand up. Failed, then.

[Sysman]

Can you speak up?

I can't hear you coz of the music.

I think I've still got Granny's ear trumpet in the attic.

Shall I send it to you?

[Sysman]

The Telegraph is a sort of Daily Wail for people who think they have brains. They whine and whinge about exactly the same things but with a bit more pomp.

It's a pity because under its previous owner (Conrad Black) I enjoyed reading it.

And I liked its crossword too.