Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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Why does tinned mango smell like farts?
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThat's a very charitable explanation. You're obviously in a good mood today.
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Innuendos aside.
What kind of contractor eats tinned fruit?
A proper contract would have their mangos flown in from brazil and then helicoptered from the airport to ensure max freshness!
I exclude myself as I haven't got two Krugerrand to rub together!Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThat's a very charitable explanation. You're obviously in a good mood today.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I've started eating grapefruits (only two so far). There is no sexual innuendo present in this post btw, so stop reading now if that's what you are here for. I've almost finished anyway. Apparently they are full of all kinds of goodies, and they get the juices flowing (see above). A bit like lemons ,only less harsh, and much bigger.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's nothing. Today I had a pear that tasted of jizz.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI've started eating grapefruits (only two so far). There is no sexual innuendo present in this post btw, so stop reading now if that's what you are here for. I've almost finished anyway. Apparently they are full of all kinds of goodies, and they get the juices flowing (see above). A bit like lemons ,only less harsh, and much bigger.
They're meant to be good for your metabolism. Or something.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou're just eating them today, or ongoing?
They're meant to be good for your metabolism. Or something.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Postalthough it ended up that I ate a whole one in the evening, twice.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan you provide some clarity around that statement?Comment
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