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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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What will you change your name to MP ?
are you looking for suggestions ?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once had a pair that tasted of jizz, but then I'd just jizzed on them.
Nom, nom, nom.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMarySwallows wash your mouth out!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Clippy View PostYou are Ron Jeremy's fluffer and I claim my 5 night vacation with fluffing Charlie Sheen and his pornstar entourage.
Whatever turns you on Clippy.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once had a pair that tasted of jizz, but then I'd just jizzed on them.
Nom, nom, nom.
Well, whatever turns you on.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once had a pair that tasted of jizz, but then I'd just jizzed on them.
Nom, nom, nom.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou eat your jizz?
Well, whatever turns you on.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhy would he need to get turned on if he's just squirted? Slight confusion in the order of business I'd have thought. Unless he has a severe case of premature ejaculation.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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