Why does tinned mango smell like farts?

[MaryPoppins]

strange

I've never come across a pair like yours

Certainly not. Pay good money for that, some would.

[cailin maith]

[DimPrawn]

I once had a pair that tasted of jizz, but then I'd just jizzed on them.

Nom, nom, nom.

[EternalOptimist]

What will you change your name to MP ?


are you looking for suggestions ?

[Clippy]

I once had a pair that tasted of jizz, but then I'd just jizzed on them.

Nom, nom, nom.

You are Ron Jeremy and I claim my 5 night vacation with Charlie Sheen and his pornstar entourage.

[MaryPoppins]

MarySwallows wash your mouth out!

EO - this ^

[MarillionFan]

You are Ron Jeremy's fluffer and I claim my 5 night vacation with fluffing Charlie Sheen and his pornstar entourage.

ftfy

Whatever turns you on Clippy.

[Churchill]

I once had a pair that tasted of jizz, but then I'd just jizzed on them.

Nom, nom, nom.

You eat your jizz?

Well, whatever turns you on.

[Mich the Tester]

I once had a pair that tasted of jizz, but then I'd just jizzed on them.

Nom, nom, nom.

You eat your jizz?

Well, whatever turns you on.

Why would he need to get turned on if he's just squirted? Slight confusion in the order of business I'd have thought. Unless he has a severe case of premature ejaculation.

[MaryPoppins]

Why would he need to get turned on if he's just squirted? Slight confusion in the order of business I'd have thought. Unless he has a severe case of premature ejaculation.

Dim's always keen to get to round two as quickly as possible.