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CUK Sockie Amnesty day?
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You are so dead lol Might just stay around until she turns up to watch this one kick offOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostNo, that's CM.
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It's pie time, so I reckon I've got four minutes to log off and run.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou are so dead lol Might just stay around until she turns up to watch this one kick off
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Thank god someone saved me from that, that's really taking one for the team Old Greg.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNo, that's CM.
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Nah. Just hiding in the forest with a trail of pork scratchings leading the wrong way.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThank god someone saved me from that, that's really taking one for the team Old Greg.
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Hey tulip bag!!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNo, that's CM.
Haha eh?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou are so dead lol Might just stay around until she turns up to watch this one kick off

Ohhh and you too.... cheeky fe<kerOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostThank god someone saved me from that, that's really taking one for the team Old Greg.
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I don't like them.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNah. Just hiding in the forest with a trail of pork scratchings leading the wrong way.Bazza gets caught
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I used to like Old Greg. Now I think he's a smelly pissface.
I love pork scratchings. Yummmmmmmm.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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That's neither professional nor courteous...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNow I think he's a smelly pissface.Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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In retrospect I can see that I have made a terrible mistake. I mis-read it as '35kg dancer from North Hampshire'. Apologies for any mis-understanding and offence.
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Well spotted.
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