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Saves me spending £3 on a protein shake for the post gym workout recovery. Oooh long way to bend. I need a chiropracter...... -
And an English teacher.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostSaves me spending £3 on a protein shake for the post gym workout recovery. Oooh long way to bend. I need a chiropracter......Comment
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The bunny boiler is a teacher. Going Ceroc dancing with her again on Friday night.Originally posted by Churchill View PostAnd an English teacher.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostThe bunny boiler is a teacher. Going Ceroc dancing with her again on Friday night.
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Man found guilty of battery after ejaculating in co-worker's drinkOriginally posted by Wilmslow View PostSaves me spending £3 on a protein shake for the post gym workout recovery.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Oh Jesus ChristOriginally posted by d000hg View Post
I'm not even going to open that link.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I think you'd have buyers remorse...I dont want the Office of Fair Trade turning up on my door demanding a like-for-like replacement!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWho's gonna know? I'd want paying of course!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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My mate's ex-wife used to have a dalmatian puppy that would thrust his head through her flap if she banished him to the garden.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostMine's probably going to need replacing due to wear and tear
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Cailin!!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh Jesus Christ
I'm not even going to open that link.
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Jesus thats scaryOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostMy mate's ex-wife used to have a dalmatian puppy that would thrust his head through her flap if she banished him to the garden.


I dont think mine's big enough for a dogs head thankfully!The pope is a tard.Comment
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