*That* smilie...

[Pondlife]

Unlike your flaps?

What do you think keeps the paddles locked down.

[MaryPoppins]

Unlike your flaps?

As mentioned, I try to keep those closed to prevent intrusion. Due to rust damage, I might need to start keeping them open from now on.

[Old Greg]

As mentioned, I try to keep those closed to prevent intrusion. Due to rust damage, I might need to start keeping them open from now on.

I know of a reliable oil supplier in Wilmslow.

[MaryPoppins]

I know of a reliable oil supplier in Wilmslow.

That's very kind Greg, but I'm notoriously fussy and have specialist hinges.

[Old Greg]

That's very kind Greg, but I'm notoriously fussy and have specialist hinges.

Truly unflappable.

[amcdonald]

In what way?

So it's not like Castle Anthrax

After the spanking....

[PRC1964]

That's very kind Greg, but I'm notoriously fussy and have specialist hinges.

Butt, Rising/Falling, double swing or strap hinges?

[MaryPoppins]

Butt, Rising/Falling, double swing or strap hinges?

I was once proud of my double swinging, but I'd say it's more a case of projection these days.