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Nice one Suity.Originally posted by RowleyBirkinQC View Post
So after yesterday when you gave your age, and now your birthday we can work out your date of birth.
We also know where you live and what you do for a job.
That your married, and how many kids you have, plus how long you've been contracting.
In addition, some of us know your name.
Batters up people. 1st one to spend over £20k on a new credit card made out to Suity wins! :evil:What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Better yet you just volunteered to take the rap for it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNice one Suity.
So after yesterday when you gave your age, and now your birthday we can work out your date of birth.
We also know where you live and what you do for a job.
That your married, and how many kids you have, plus how long you've been contracting.
In addition, some of us know your name.
Batters up people. 1st one to spend over £20k on a new credit card made out to Suity wins! :evil:
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Have a good one SY.
PS - Someone would've created this thread for you, you didn't need to do it yourself
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Well I, ahem Rowley, waited until 10:55Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHave a good one SY.
PS - Someone would've created this thread for you, you didn't need to do it yourself

Anyway thank you all my luvvlies.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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