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Happy Birthday Suityou01
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Very restrained of you..Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWell I, ahem Rowley, waited until 10:55
Anyway thank you all my luvvlies.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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There's something impressively deranged about using a sockpuppet to wish yourself a Happy Birthday.Comment
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Awww, thanks mate.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThere's something impressively deranged about using a sockpuppet to wish yourself a Happy Birthday.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I did have a quick mental image of a little cupcake with one lonely candle. Aah.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThere's something impressively deranged about using a sockpuppet to wish yourself a Happy Birthday.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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A candle is considered a fire hazard in most secure hospitals.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI did have a quick mental image of a little cupcake with one lonely candle. Aah.Comment
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In Suitys mind it's a big fat gypsy cake and a grand ball with elephants & giraffes playing the instruments.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostA candle is considered a fire hazard in most secure hospitals.
How they'd fit in that padded cell escapes me though.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Like this maybe??Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIn Suitys mind it's a big fat gypsy cake and a grand ball with elephants & giraffes playing the instruments.
How they'd fit in that padded cell escapes me though.
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