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Well obviously sometimes it can't be helped. Forces of nature and all that.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSwoon.
Hi MP!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Want an MP birthday slap, birthday girl??!Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oooh yes please, right on theOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWant an MP birthday slap, birthday girl??!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Give one to Wilmslow, he is gagging for it ...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWant an MP birthday slap, birthday girl??!Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostJust interviewed a new person.
I have fallen in love!
Must stay professional…….
Yes, she got the gig.
Awww..........Bless!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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