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Previously on "I am needing a cold shower"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Just interviewed a new person.

    I have fallen in love!

    Must stay professional…….

    Yes, she got the gig.



    Awww..........Bless!!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Want an MP birthday slap, birthday girl??!
    Give one to Wilmslow, he is gagging for it ...

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Want an MP birthday slap, birthday girl??!
    Oooh yes please, right on the

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    Want an MP birthday slap, birthday girl??!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Swoon.

    Hi MP!

    Well obviously sometimes it can't be helped. Forces of nature and all that.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Swoon.

    Hi MP!



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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    It's almost as if you fall in love with whoever you happen to clap eyes on. Oh, wait...
    Swoon.

    Hi MP!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    It's almost as if you fall in love with whoever you happen to clap eyes on. Oh, wait...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Don't take a cold shower if you want to stop feeling randy. Your circulation will increase rapidly, leading to a hard on.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What you're all missing is the sweep...

    How long before Wilmslow get's the living crap kicked out of him by someones boyfriend due to sexual harassment?
    FTFY

    I'm in for a pound. I'm going for during after-work drinks on the friday before May day bank hol.

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  • Churchill
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    What you're all missing is the sweep...

    How long before Wilmslow get's fired due to sexual harassment?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I am thinking this also. Wilmslow please do the needfull.
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    'needful'.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I am thinking this also. Wilmslow please do the needfull.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Who says "I am needing a cold shower" ?

    (Unless you're from Bobland.)
    It is an Indian English grammatical form, but it is fast spreading into other variants of English: "I'm lovin' it!"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Who says "I am needing a cold shower" ?

    (Unless you're from Bobland.)
    I am thinking this also. Wilmslow please revert.

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