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Monday Links from Lane 2 of the M42 Northbound Vol. LXI

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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post



    Is the caption: "which ones has she had kids by?"
    Nah.

    Which ones are her children!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      [*]Wells Fargo Meeting Today With Philly Homeowner Who "Foreclosed" On Them (Here's How He Did It) - "Wells Fargo is meeting today at noon with the Philadelphia homeowner who 'foreclosed' on them... how did Patrick go from embattled and ignored homeowner to seated across the negotiating table with leverage? I spoke with him to find out more about both how and why he did what he did. His story is an inspiration to anyone who's dreamed of going toe-to-toe with the big banks and winning."

      Seriously cool story that one. I wonder if homeowners in the UK have similar protection?

      Reminds me I need to desposit that client's cheque!
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        #13
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Being admitted for tests - no chance of making last orders now
        We'll just have to send you a bottle .. erm ... bunch of grapes.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #14
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          I thought you were gigged up at HQ ?
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          I thought you only just got a gig.
          The project I was intended to work on at the other gig ended up being delayed, so I was surplus to requirements although they gave a weeks notice. I finish there Tuesday, start the new gig Wednesday

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            #15
            Still close to home or back to the grindstone?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              The project I was intended to work on at the other gig ended up being delayed, so I was surplus to requirements although they gave a weeks notice. I finish there Tuesday, start the new gig Wednesday
              You alive fella?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                You alive fella?


                They pumped me full of morphine, then transferred me to The Hospital Without A Phone Signal for more tests. Eventual conclusion was that it was a combination of gut-related side effects and stress; my heart is in tip-top shape. The solution, of course, is more drugs, which were prescribed at 11am and finally arrived, meaning I could be discharged, at 18:30.

                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Still close to home or back to the grindstone?
                About 40 miles each way, mainly motorway

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                  They pumped me full of morphine, then transferred me to The Hospital Without A Phone Signal for more tests. Eventual conclusion was that it was a combination of gut-related side effects and stress; my heart is in tip-top shape. The solution, of course, is more drugs, which were prescribed at 11am and finally arrived, meaning I could be discharged, at 18:30.



                  About 40 miles each way, mainly motorway
                  You still invoiced for the day right? I mean, you did manage to invoice? None of this nampy pamby permie rubbish about not being able to do a days work I hope?

                  (Take it easy fella, don't want to be seeing a Nick Fitz emoticon for the next 30 years of posting )
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    That's good news.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                      They pumped me full of morphine, then transferred me to The Hospital Without A Phone Signal for more tests. Eventual conclusion was that it was a combination of gut-related side effects and stress; my heart is in tip-top shape. The solution, of course, is more drugs, which were prescribed at 11am and finally arrived, meaning I could be discharged, at 18:30.



                      About 40 miles each way, mainly motorway
                      Yikes it really was constipation?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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