Daily Mail on fire today

[DimPrawn]

Bloody immigrants

Ed Miliband admits Eastern European immigration was 'underestimated' by Labour | Mail Online

Bloody gyspies

Town terrorised by 250 wild horses ¿abandoned by gypsies who can¿t feed them¿ | Mail Online

Bloody bankers

HSBC bank profits double to £11.8billion as chief executive is handed £5.2million bonus | Mail Online


Bloody scroungers

Battle to evict mother on benefits owing £3,500 rent costs taxpayers £200k | Mail Online

Poor little middle class Daily Mail readers

Middle-class families 'to be £4k worse off' but rich and poor insulated from cuts | Mail Online

[Doggy Styles]

They are certainly firing at will today.

[xoggoth]

You missed this one!

Read more: Infection warning over fish pedicure craze sweeping Britain | Mail Online

The treatment, which costs between £10 and £50, involves customers dunking their feet in tanks to have their dead skin nibbled away by scores of Turkish miniature toothless carp

Bloody disgusting! Surely we have lots of unemployed British fish who would jump at a chance to nibble our feet!

[shaunbhoy]

You missed this one!

Read more: Infection warning over fish pedicure craze sweeping Britain | Mail Online



Bloody disgusting! Surely we have lots of unemployed British fish who would jump at a chance to nibble our feet!

How exactly does a toothless fish nibble?
Gum.....shirley?