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Birthday present ideas for 4yr old boy?
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So by that virtue every post you make, you're getting more of a loser? Hard to see why you ever joined.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Fisher Price Corn Popper (from a parent's website)
This perpetual noise machine has been delighting children and annoying parents since 1957! It is single handedly responsible for the end to the baby boom some seven years after its introduction.
For those unfamiliar with the toy, it can best be described as a walking fireworks show, minus the pretty lights. As your child pushes the toy, little hard plastic balls POP inside a plastic dome which is seemingly made of some special science-fiction type of sound amplification system.
I’m not sure what the Corn Popper is intended to be, as the balls inside the plastic dome are colorful and look nothing at all like popcorn. Nor do they taste like it – don’t ask. Judging from my son’s use of the toy, he thinks it’s a vacuum cleaner.
Since children LOVE noisy toys, this will surely put a smile on some child’s face as he walks by, looking at his parents.
POP POP POP POP POP!!
And you’ll be smiling, too as you call the Happy Parents and ask them how their child is enjoying the corn popper.

Quick Rundown
•ages: one and up
•price: around $11
•Fun Factor (on a scale of 1-10): 10
•Fun Factor of chasing cats: 10
•Time that toy will hold a toddler’s interest: 10-15 minutes (which is like an hour in toddler time)
•Who should avoid this toy: People with ears, parents prone to hangovers, people with pets.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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