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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    So far on a call I've heard the following;

    Hit the gas
    Access the value stack
    Rightsourcing (twice)
    Industrialise the assets


    Those two are new to me.
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #12
      ok, answers on a postcard...

      WTF is a learning funnel?

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        #13
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        File Not found
        sorry, can't get it to work either when I edit it
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          File Not found
          Replace "bulltulip" in the URL with the real word.
          You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            ok, answers on a postcard...

            WTF is a learning funnel?
            Sounds painful.
            You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

              WTF is a learning funnel?
              Is it some kind of beginners' anal sex aid?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Is it some kind of beginners' anal sex aid?
                Somebody check with Gricer.
                You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
                  Somebody check with Gricer.
                  Yep, and tell MaryPoppins so she can add it to urban dictionary.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #19
                    Release a high volume surplus gas asset down the phone.

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                      #20
                      Try and say 'Let's pop it into the percolator and see if it comes out brown' sometime on the call....

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