Cakes and biscuits by the fax machine (again)

[NickFitz]

Or - never tell anyone when my bday is as it's none of their effing business in the first place, the greedy tossers.

Oh yeah, happy birthday by the way.

WMPS, on both counts

I avoid the issue by never working on my birthday.

[Churchill]

WMPS, on both counts

I avoid the issue by never working on my birthday.

Sage advice indeed.

[Paddy]

Chocolate Digestives coated with Exlax