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Census day March 27 2011
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOoh that's a good one Am tempted ...Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostMe too, I like it. Spot of census rigging as a CUK day out?
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H4 Apart from everyone counted in question H2, who else is staying
overnight here on 27 March 2011? These people are counted as visitors.
Remember to include children and babies.
Elvis
Osama Bin Laden
Richey Edwards
The Dalai Lama
Muammar Gaddafi
Kylie Minogue and her sister
David 'The Wolf' Carrol
A half dozen illegal Eastern European underage sex workers
Homer Simpson
A guy called GeraldGuy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThe argument is that authorities need to know (for example) religion for the purposes of planning places of worship. It's been ten years since the last census and there is still no flipping Jedi temple.
Having looked at the questionnaire I do find some of it intrusive.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIt is been ten years since the last census and still no flipping Jedi temple there is. Find some of it intrusive, having looked at the questionnaire I do.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostApologies Master.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostApologies master. Yes, hmmm. Seek advice, you must!
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostDoes this tell us anything we don't already know? Surely a combination of NI records, Education Authority records, Births, Marriages and Death records, Electoral register etc can tell us everything we need to know without having to spend this."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by Freamon View PostYeah, good luck combining all those data sources. The various govt departments that hold them all refuse to even talk to each other, let alone share data.
Thank flip for that!
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