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Census day March 27 2011

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I will be entering my ethnicity as Muggle this time round.
    Ooh that's a good one Am tempted ...
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      #12
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Ooh that's a good one Am tempted ...
      Me too, I like it. Spot of census rigging as a CUK day out?

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        #13
        Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
        Me too, I like it. Spot of census rigging as a CUK day out?
        That would be illegal.
        Oh go on then
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          #14
          H4 Apart from everyone counted in question H2, who else is staying
          overnight here on 27 March 2011? These people are counted as visitors.
          Remember to include children and babies.
          Lord Lucan
          Elvis
          Osama Bin Laden
          Richey Edwards
          The Dalai Lama
          Muammar Gaddafi
          Kylie Minogue and her sister
          David 'The Wolf' Carrol
          A half dozen illegal Eastern European underage sex workers
          Homer Simpson
          A guy called Gerald
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            The argument is that authorities need to know (for example) religion for the purposes of planning places of worship. It's been ten years since the last census and there is still no flipping Jedi temple.
            Having looked at the questionnaire I do find some of it intrusive.
            It is been ten years since the last census and still no flipping Jedi temple there is. Find some of it intrusive, having looked at the questionnaire I do.

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              It is been ten years since the last census and still no flipping Jedi temple there is. Find some of it intrusive, having looked at the questionnaire I do.
              Apologies Master.
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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Apologies Master.
                Apologies master. Yes, hmmm. Seek advice, you must!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Apologies master. Yes, hmmm. Seek advice, you must!

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                  Talk like Yoda day, May 21st is. We, a party, should have. Hmmmmmm.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                    Does this tell us anything we don't already know? Surely a combination of NI records, Education Authority records, Births, Marriages and Death records, Electoral register etc can tell us everything we need to know without having to spend this.
                    Yeah, good luck combining all those data sources. The various govt departments that hold them all refuse to even talk to each other, let alone share data.
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Freamon View Post
                      Yeah, good luck combining all those data sources. The various govt departments that hold them all refuse to even talk to each other, let alone share data.

                      Thank flip for that!


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