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Excellent idea. You can stay at my mates place for a special rate. Tottenham are playing we can watch it on telly.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Can we get a petition to revoke SY01's "potty trained" status, it seems it is unwarranted.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'll sign!!Originally posted by d000hg View PostCan we get a petition to revoke SY01's "potty trained" status, it seems it is unwarranted.
How about changing to - NappyRash?
(Obviously I'd vote BottyWipe)Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Too far.Originally posted by d000hg View PostCan we get a petition to revoke SY01's "potty trained" status, it seems it is unwarranted.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Never mind all that crap - 10 grand for a pretend woman!
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Buying or Selling?Originally posted by Zippy View PostNever mind all that crap - 10 grand for a pretend woman!
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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ROI is expected after as little as 12 monthsOriginally posted by Zippy View PostNever mind all that crap - 10 grand for a pretend woman!
Coffee's for closersComment
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Have you factored in the cost of servicing?Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostROI is expected after as little as 12 months+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Sounds like a plan.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostExcellent idea. You can stay at my mates place for a special rate. Tottenham are playing we can watch it on telly.
Will be a great opportunity to take my imaginary VW Transporter conversion for a spin.Comment
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good pointOriginally posted by Zippy View PostHave you factored in the cost of servicing?
ROI is expected after as little as 6 monthsCoffee's for closersComment
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