Noisy children in restaurants

[TykeMerc]

There is only one way kids will learn how to behave in restaurants and that is to take them out to restaurants. Their parents then have to tell them off if they misbehave (and leave before dessert if the little darlings won't toe the line). The kids will soon catch on.

Indeed, but the education starts at home by teaching them how to behave at the dinner table. Just basic parenting.

[EternalOptimist]

I dunno. there is a special joy in having kids, its what we are here for I suppose. to procreate.

But kids are like farts, they are great if they are your own, but absolutely fkng horrible if they are someone elses.

How many times have I heard 'oooooh look he's soooo advanced for his age' and all i wanted was to ram a cocktail stick into the little twats eyeball

so its no suprise when my kids come home with eyes like hedgehogs due to the cocktail sticks in them

I wouldnt take my kids anywhere public, unless I was in total control (easier said than done), if in doubt, stay out of the way (why should I inflict my problems on the rest)

just my 2p

[MaryPoppins]

I dunno. there is a special joy in having kids, its what we are here for I suppose. to procreate.

But kids are like farts, they are great if they are your own, but absolutely fkng horrible if they are someone elses.

How many times have I heard 'oooooh look he's soooo advanced for his age' and all i wanted was to ram a cocktail stick into the little twats eyeball

so its no suprise when my kids come home with eyes like hedgehogs due to the cocktail sticks in them

I wouldnt take my kids anywhere public, unless I was in total control (easier said than done), if in doubt, stay out of the way (why should I inflict my problems on the rest)

just my 2p

My thoughts exactly. Other people's kids are mostly 'orrible.

[MarillionFan]

My thoughts exactly. Other people's kids are mostly 'orrible.

Actually my son seems to be breaking the mold on that.

I personally think he's a little sh1te who so far has done about 2 grands worth of damage in the house in the 21 months on Gods earth. He is full of energy, cheeky, chirpy, very clever for his age, gives cuddles and kisses to all and has a very cherubic cheeky face. Other people love him and thing he is absolutely adorable. When he's giving them a cuddle and playfully tapping their cheeks and pretending to pull his head back and bring it forward quickly they think it's great when all I can think of is Yosser Hughes.

[Gibbon]

Whose sockie are you then?

I would hazard that it's dh000g or whatever. We were talking about his ilk at my last tutorial - masterbatetium magnus.

[Halo Jones]

I dunno. there is a special joy in having kids, its what we are here for I suppose. to procreate.

But kids are like farts, they are great if they are your own, but absolutely fkng horrible if they are someone elses.

How many times have I heard 'oooooh look he's soooo advanced for his age' and all i wanted was to ram a cocktail stick into the little twats eyeball

so its no suprise when my kids come home with eyes like hedgehogs due to the cocktail sticks in them

I wouldnt take my kids anywhere public, unless I was in total control (easier said than done), if in doubt, stay out of the way (why should I inflict my problems on the rest)

just my 2p

[MaryPoppins]

Actually my son seems to be breaking the mold on that.

I personally think he's a little sh1te who so far has done about 2 grands worth of damage in the house in the 21 months on Gods earth. He is full of energy, cheeky, chirpy, very clever for his age, gives cuddles and kisses to all and has a very cherubic cheeky face. Other people love him and thing he is absolutely adorable. When he's giving them a cuddle and playfully tapping their cheeks and pretending to pull his head back and bring it forward quickly they think it's great when all I can think of is Yosser Hughes.

I'll have 'im