Noisy children in restaurants

[sasguru]

Don't worry, you're not a businesswoman, so it can't be you.

[MaryPoppins]

Don't worry, you're not a businesswoman, so it can't be you.

How dare you.

I'm not middle aged.

[gingerjedi]

How very sad if you think that your life is only worth that.
Spelling properly is important too ("existence" not "existance")

Jaffer?

[elojpx]

Seedless Oranges From The Land Of Broken Promises

Jaffer?

No, 3 kids. An intelligent guess?

[elojpx]

Elucidation

Why do silvery salmon leap
and turtles rise from the deep?
Why do delightful daffodils flower
and rutting stags not fear or cower

I’ll tell you why my unknowing friend,
why all this effort has but only one end.
It’s the ruthless, selfish, cunning gene,
right down to the last Pythagorean bean.

BTW you forgot a full stop after your close bracket.

Ah! The smaller the brain, the greater the spawn.
Thanks for the punctuation tip!

[MaryPoppins]

Ah! The smaller the brain, the greater the spawn.
Thanks for the punctuation tip!

Whose sockie are you then?

[TykeMerc]

Whose sockie are you then?

I've got three kids, but don't agree with sockies (apart from the few high comedy ones that a few people own) so it's not me.

[MaryPoppins]

I've got three kids, but don't agree with sockies (apart from the few high comedy ones that a few people own) so it's not me.

I didn't suspect you for a second, egg man

[MarillionFan]

I didn't suspect you for a second, egg man

There does appear to be a lot of sockies at the moment. Unless everyone has worked out how to get past Admins fail safe IP Address checker someone is hiding their proxy or Admin is sat asleep at his computer covered in jam sandwiches again.

[MaryPoppins]

Looks like Admin has just stepped away for a moment.....

Nice curtains Lightship