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Yet you still came to have a lookOriginally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI misread the title as Harlequin Ladyboys.
Phew.
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If Mrs Jog is aware they bite and the bites hurt you won't have a problem moving out sharpish.Originally posted by Jog On View PostJust moved in!
Mrs Jog refuses to have the heating on now because that's what brings them out...
(OK she will move out and leave you to sort it out.)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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It's her place/mortgage etc - been waiting for it all to happen since last Summer and had it all done up/rewired/replumbed etc...Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIf Mrs Jog is aware they bite and the bites hurt you won't have a problem moving out sharpish.
(OK she will move out and leave you to sort it out.)
I'm looking at some professional exterminators now
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Indeed, and now I'm disappointed.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostYet you still came to have a look

The mind boggles at what a Harlequin Ladyboy might be.Comment
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That's a bit extreme for her picking a duff infested flat don't you think? Still I suppose you're the beneficiary in her will.Originally posted by Jog On View PostIt's her place/mortgage etc - been waiting for it all to happen since last Summer and had it all done up/rewired/replumbed etc...
I'm looking at some professional exterminators now
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Piece of advice. Do NOT do a Google image search for "Harlequin Ladyboy" with safesearch turned off.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThe mind boggles at what a Harlequin Ladyboy might be.
Seriously. Don't bother.
<shudder>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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YesOriginally posted by RichardCranium View Post
They were in hibernation when we looked around and only started coming out a few weeks ago whenever we'd put the heating on.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat's a bit extreme for her picking a duff infested flat don't you think? Still I suppose you're the beneficiary in her will.
There must be a (grapefruit sized apparently) nest somewhere near the outside of our flat - unless it's inside or in one of the neighbouring flats.. There is a residents meeting next week so I shall bring it up. They only come in to the bedroom which is on the top floor - maybe they're nesting on the roof?
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Maybe so, but exterminating the wife does seem to be going a tad far.Originally posted by Jog On View PostYes
They were in hibernation when we looked around and only started coming out a few weeks ago whenever we'd put the heating on.
There must be a (grapefruit sized apparently) nest somewhere near the outside of our flat - unless it's inside or in one of the neighbouring flats.. There is a residents meeting next week so I shall bring it up. They only come in to the bedroom which is on the top floor - maybe they're nesting on the roof?
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