Reply to: Harlequin Ladybirds

[RichardCranium]

Yes maybe but strike while the iron's hot and all that...

I should let her finish the ironing first.

[Jog On]

Maybe so, but exterminating the wife does seem to be going a tad far.

Oh - sorry, bit slow on the uptake there (stupid work!)

Yes maybe but strike while the iron's hot and all that..

May not get another opportunity like this again!

[TykeMerc]

Yes

They were in hibernation when we looked around and only started coming out a few weeks ago whenever we'd put the heating on.

There must be a (grapefruit sized apparently) nest somewhere near the outside of our flat - unless it's inside or in one of the neighbouring flats.. There is a residents meeting next week so I shall bring it up. They only come in to the bedroom which is on the top floor - maybe they're nesting on the roof?

Maybe so, but exterminating the wife does seem to be going a tad far.

[Jog On]

Have you added yours to the survey?

Harlequin Ladybird Survey - home

Yes

That's a bit extreme for her picking a duff infested flat don't you think? Still I suppose you're the beneficiary in her will.

They were in hibernation when we looked around and only started coming out a few weeks ago whenever we'd put the heating on.

There must be a (grapefruit sized apparently) nest somewhere near the outside of our flat - unless it's inside or in one of the neighbouring flats.. There is a residents meeting next week so I shall bring it up. They only come in to the bedroom which is on the top floor - maybe they're nesting on the roof?

[RichardCranium]

The mind boggles at what a Harlequin Ladyboy might be.

Piece of advice. Do NOT do a Google image search for "Harlequin Ladyboy" with safesearch turned off.

Seriously. Don't bother.

<shudder>

[TykeMerc]

It's her place/mortgage etc - been waiting for it all to happen since last Summer and had it all done up/rewired/replumbed etc...

I'm looking at some professional exterminators now

That's a bit extreme for her picking a duff infested flat don't you think? Still I suppose you're the beneficiary in her will.

[Doggy Styles]

Yet you still came to have a look

Indeed, and now I'm disappointed.

The mind boggles at what a Harlequin Ladyboy might be.

[RichardCranium]

Have you added yours to the survey?

Harlequin Ladybird Survey - home

[Jog On]

If Mrs Jog is aware they bite and the bites hurt you won't have a problem moving out sharpish.

(OK she will move out and leave you to sort it out.)

It's her place/mortgage etc - been waiting for it all to happen since last Summer and had it all done up/rewired/replumbed etc...

I'm looking at some professional exterminators now

[SueEllen]

Just moved in!

Mrs Jog refuses to have the heating on now because that's what brings them out...

If Mrs Jog is aware they bite and the bites hurt you won't have a problem moving out sharpish.

(OK she will move out and leave you to sort it out.)

[Halo Jones]

I misread the title as Harlequin Ladyboys.

Phew.

Yet you still came to have a look

[TykeMerc]

I misread the title as Harlequin Ladyboys.

Phew.

That would be an offshoot of the rugby team that plays with a round ball.

[TimberWolf]

I misread the title as Harlequin Ladyboys.

Phew.

I thought it was the Harlequin Globetrotters, until I discovered there was no such thing.

[TimberWolf]

Any suggestions/experiences/witty comments welcome!

Who painted your walls?

Re the ladybirds: I think I reported on them here before, but have no idea what I said now, and it could well have been witty.

[MarillionFan]

Just moved in!

Mrs Jog refuses to have the heating on now because that's what brings them out...

Hire a cleaner. Your house is obviously dirty and needs cleaning.

You filthy bugger.