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Who else didn't buy the other half a Valetines gift?

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    #21
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    They haven't done "Bastard day" yet



    Cards for us - no pressies though.
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #22
      Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
      They haven't done "Bastard day" yet
      I'll be quids in when they kick that one off!
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        They haven't done "Bastard day" yet
        Ahem. Buy it here: --> Happy Valentine's Day - Bastard | Zazzle.co.uk
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #24
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Download, print, give. Job's a good 'un.
          My wife would think it was funny.

          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          You're right, two Cadbury Cream eggs would be a better choice.
          Actually I did got her one of those, and flowers but no card. Can't see the point of giving her a card when she's standing in front of me.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Is this stuff for the wife?
            Or only for the girlfriend?
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #26
              The Cailler website was giving out chocolate for free for Swiss residents for valentine's day, so I ordered one for my missus. Otherwise we ignore the day.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #27
                Just off to Tescos
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Just off to Tescos
                  Ditto.
                  Cats are evil.

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                    #29
                    Going to get flowers and champers. Then going to cook.

                    Put the kids to bed, then a three course meal with champers. And the piece d'resistance. Low lights, candles, soft music. Then going to into the hallway, strip off, put some black lines under my nose and change into a pair of tight leopard skin pants and crawl back into the dining room making a growling noise.

                    Never fails. Grrrrrr.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #30
                      Guilty as charged.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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