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Who else didn't buy the other half a Valetines gift?
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostThey haven't done "Bastard day" yetPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostThey haven't done "Bastard day" yetMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My wife would think it was funny.
Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou're right, two Cadbury Cream eggs would be a better choice.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Is this stuff for the wife?
Or only for the girlfriend?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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The Cailler website was giving out chocolate for free for Swiss residents for valentine's day, so I ordered one for my missus. Otherwise we ignore the day.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Just off to TescosWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Going to get flowers and champers. Then going to cook.
Put the kids to bed, then a three course meal with champers. And the piece d'resistance. Low lights, candles, soft music. Then going to into the hallway, strip off, put some black lines under my nose and change into a pair of tight leopard skin pants and crawl back into the dining room making a growling noise.
Never fails. Grrrrrr.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Guilty as charged.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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