Happy Valentine's Day ... Sort of. NSFW

**Bunk** · 14 February 2011, 10:15

meish.org :: Be My Anti-Valentine

SFW-ish (cartoons with some rude words)

**EternalOptimist** · 14 February 2011, 10:26

this is my valentines poem,
it's how i wooed my first wife

i was vewy wooed in those days

I love my wife
yes I do , Yes I do
I love her dearly

I love her ole, she p1sses through
I love her tits
tiddly its, tiddly its
and per puckered @rsehole

I'd eat her sh1t
gobble gobble
munch munch
wif a rusty spoon

rusty spoon, rusty spoon

second verse, same as the first, but a fkn sight louder and a fkn sight worse

**amcdonald** · 14 February 2011, 10:31

So has anyone sacrificed a goat and used it's hide to whip a women in the good old St Valentines tradition ?

**DimPrawn** · 14 February 2011, 10:36

Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

So has anyone sacrificed a goat and used it's hide to whip a women in the good old St Valentines tradition ?

Yep.

**RichardCranium** · 14 February 2011, 13:04

An old but tender story of love, caring and commitment.

--> NSFW <--

YouTube - Andy Pandy - the lost episode

**MarillionFan** · 14 February 2011, 18:28

Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

So has anyone sacrificed a goat and used it's hide to whip a women in the good old St Valentines tradition ?

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Yep.

Dim. Don't tell lies. It was a sheep.

Happy Valentine's Day ... Sort of. NSFW