Happy Valentine's Day ... Sort of. NSFW

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MarillionFan replied

14 February 2011, 18:28
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

So has anyone sacrificed a goat and used it's hide to whip a women in the good old St Valentines tradition ?

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Yep.

Dim. Don't tell lies. It was a sheep.
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RichardCranium replied

14 February 2011, 13:04
An old but tender story of love, caring and commitment.

--> NSFW <--

YouTube - Andy Pandy - the lost episode
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DimPrawn replied

14 February 2011, 10:36
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

So has anyone sacrificed a goat and used it's hide to whip a women in the good old St Valentines tradition ?

Yep.
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amcdonald replied

14 February 2011, 10:31
So has anyone sacrificed a goat and used it's hide to whip a women in the good old St Valentines tradition ?
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EternalOptimist replied

14 February 2011, 10:26
this is my valentines poem,
it's how i wooed my first wife

i was vewy wooed in those days

I love my wife
yes I do , Yes I do
I love her dearly

I love her ole, she p1sses through
I love her tits
tiddly its, tiddly its
and per puckered @rsehole

I'd eat her sh1t
gobble gobble
munch munch
wif a rusty spoon

rusty spoon, rusty spoon

second verse, same as the first, but a fkn sight louder and a fkn sight worse
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Bunk replied

14 February 2011, 10:15
meish.org :: Be My Anti-Valentine

SFW-ish (cartoons with some rude words)
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RichardCranium started a topic Happy Valentine's Day ... Sort of. NSFW

14 February 2011, 09:01
Happy Valentine's Day ... Sort of. NSFW

From the brilliant Dead Under the Fluorescent Lights bloke, Happy Valentine's Day ... Sort of.

NSFW - video, sound and profanity.

Happy Valentines Day… sort of…
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