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Could my house stop beating me up please?

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    #11
    Is the furniture getting its own back on you...

    ... for wetting the bed?










    Soz. Couldn't resist.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Dick,

      that's the second time you've made me laugh out loud today



      Milan.

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        #13
        smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud
        This is normal behaviour for cooker extractor shrouds and they always target the bald spot. I bash my bald spot so often on household projections (another enemy is the glass bathroom shelves on either side of the mirror) I am usually too embarassed to go to the hairdresser because of the hideous scabs.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
          hmmmm,

          comes to mind.....


          Frank Spencer



          Milan.
          The resemblance is uncanny. SY02 even looks like Betty. Phwaaaaaar. <pumps arm>
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            good on yer

            Milan.

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              #16
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Is the furniture getting its own back on you...

              ... for wetting the bed?


              Soz. Couldn't resist.
              Don't mess with Suity he's one of the roughest toughest posters on here.

              He's no longer a bedwetter. He's vying for top dog position of the board.

              Put those pool balls down!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                I bash my bald spot so often on household projections
                That's the best euphamism for wanking I've heard for a while
                Doing the needful since 1827

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