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    #71
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    sob, how can we do it sob.
    cruel cruel people. I had some germs in my body today, and my immune system killed them. murdered them.
    I feel so guilty, all they wanted to do was have kids and enjoy life. i feel so bad




    The horror, you have no shame.

    How was the Lowry anyway? ( did I tell you my "uncle" ran an art gallery too but it failed because of bad business practices)
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #72
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Yep, fine. But black pudding is made from pigs blood. Is this pelletised? If so it must be because of BSE as soupy said. But pigs don't get BSE.
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Ha, dodging the question.
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      A question, that thing that requires the use of a question mark. Have not seen you use one up until that post.

      Perhaps you might want to understand the basic rules of the English language before trying to have a discussion in English.

      If you have a question write it down...

      <question>?

      That is usually how it works.
      I've highlighted it in case your reading comprehension isn't so great.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #73
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        shoot CH. what a cracking idea for a thread.

        how many careers have you had, what were they and for how long.

        that would be interesting that would
        Inlcude different jobs as well as distinct careers. I've been shelf stacker, barman, bouncer, shop assistant, scientific officer (civil service), all in one year I think.
        Me, me, me...

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          #74
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          I went to school and university. Became a busker after I finished and learned the music trade that way. Learned computing from an old CP/M machine I bought and made that a career too.
          I think I learned more from my years being a butcher than I think I did doing a degree. I got a trade, worked in a business and seen my boss taken to pieces when trade dropped about 70% in a week because of the media's reaction to BSC, all before I graduated.

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            #75
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            I think I learned more from my years being a butcher than I think I did doing a degree.
            We learned that yesterday. Another day, another pwned.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #76
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              I think I learned more from my years being a butcher than I think I did doing a degree. I got a trade, worked in a business and seen my boss taken to pieces when trade dropped about 70% in a week because of the media's reaction to BSC, all before I graduated.
              So it's your fault for doing a bachelor of science
              Coffee's for closers

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                #77
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                I think I learned more from my years being a butcher than I think I did doing a degree.
                You keep lobbing them up and everyone in this thread keeps smacking you over the boundary ropes. Stop now before Admin calls it a TKO and has to get you a doctor. Just put the stella down and walk away from the keyboard.

                BTW, The attempted grammar lesson was quite pathetic and overflowing with irony.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  A chef friend of mine makes it, and butchers his own produce so not quite the stuff you made.

                  Very much into proper nose to tail eating.
                  Or as one butcher told me "The only bit of the pig we don't use is the squeal".
                  To which one of his mates rejoined "At our place we use that too".
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #79
                    I had some germs in my body today, and my immune system killed them. murdered them.
                    I feel so guilty, all they wanted to do was have kids and enjoy life. i feel so bad
                    Absolutely and when you look at all those electron microscope pictures of viruses they are just such beautiful works of art, shimmering blue globes with pink spiky bits. I saw some pictures of cancer cells a couple of days ago and they were just so pretty I went online to see how I could get it.

                    PS Don't knock being a butcher. If you do a bit of serial killing those are seriously handy skills. You can be an absolute expert in C# or SAP or whatever but it won't help one iota when it comes to disposing of a body.
                    Last edited by xoggoth; 6 February 2011, 11:00.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      PS Don't knock being a butcher. If you do a bit of serial killing those are seriously handy skills. You can be an absolute expert in C# or SAP or whatever but it won't help one iota when it comes to disposing of a body.
                      I think what was really being knocked was the belligerent one's arrogance
                      Coffee's for closers

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