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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Would you like a fried egg to go with that chip on your shoulder?
    Oi I'm quite balanced I have a chip on each shoulder, besides would you like to live in a world where the only porn is burkha porn ?
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #12
      Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
      Oi I'm quite balanced I have a chip on each shoulder, besides would you like to live in a world where the only porn is burkha porn ?
      <fidget>
      <billards>

      <foogles>

      Edit : Found some. (Obviously frakin NSFW)

      Kinda creepy
      Last edited by suityou01; 5 February 2011, 18:36.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        Oi I'm quite balanced I have a chip on each shoulder, besides would you like to live in a world where the only porn is burkha porn ?
        If porn didn't exist I'd fairly happy.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          If porn didn't exist I'd fairy happily.
          Was there a grammar error in there?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #15
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Was there a grammar error in there?
            I don't so.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              <fidget>
              <billards>

              <foogles>

              Edit : Found some. (Obviously frakin NSFW)

              Kinda creepy
              Creepy is entirely the wrong word
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Was there a grammar error in there?
                Sound more like a freudian slip to me
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #18
                  This is insanity...

                  BBC News - Muslim member of the English Defence League on demo

                  A Glasgow asian on an EDL march holding up a flag of a team who had a religious based signing policy.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Taxis were hard to come by, and we bumped into a bunch of flat-foots patrolling and asked where the cabs were? A rural response came back as both officers were up from Western-Super-Mare. They didn't know and obviously wouldn't. They seem taken aback when I said "welcome to Luton" and then went on to thank them for being here. As a Lutonion if someone drives up here from over 3 counties to defend us against the baying hoards I feel it my duty to sound grateful.
                    They were just happy to be getting their share of the £800,000 of overtime.

                    With 1,500 EDL attendees and 1,000 UAF attendees, that's £320 per person. It might be cheaper to offer them £100 each not to turn up, next time.

                    or

                    £4.34 for each of the 184,000 residents of Luton. So that's £21.74 from the SuitYou household.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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