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How long til AussieLong carks it?
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How long til AussieLong carks it?
4Tonight. He will turn to the drink hard after being berated on here25.00%16 months at this rate50.00%2His fit so can drink any amount of booze, even Georgey Best made it to his early fifties25.00%1AndyW will bump him off0.00%0Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Hurry up then!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPoll to follow
Tut, bleeding incompetence around here.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
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Welcome to General.Originally posted by aussielong View PostI shouldn't vote really should I. This feels slightly weird.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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If you win, would you like me to collect any prize money for you?Originally posted by aussielong View PostI shouldn't vote really should I. This feels slightly weird.Comment
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By the sounds of it, when he snuffs it, it will take him a fortnight before he realises it
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Probably best to go with a funeral as opposed to a cremation. His alcohol addled body could take up the whole chapel.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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