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Todays "No Tulip Sherlock" award goes to.......... The Soup Meister!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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He his obviously a man who has nothing in his life(even with a job, wife and kids), he is left empty, devoid, nothing to do with his spare time except tell dull strangers about his facile life. He also doesn't have any 1960's DVD's to watch.Originally posted by minestrone View PostSY
I'm sorry but you are clearly a mental midget moron who sobs over failed jobs.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe his obviously a man who has nothing in his life(even with a job, wife and kids), he is left empty, devoid, nothing to do with his spare time except tell dull strangers about his facile life. He also doesn't have any 1960's DVD's to watch.Ooooo close Skidders but no cigar!Originally posted by Wodewick View PostTodays "No Tulip Sherlock" award goes to.......... The Soup Meister!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostTodays "No Tulip Sherlock" award goes to.......... The Soup Meister!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe his obviously a man who has nothing in his life(even with a job, wife and kids), he is left empty, devoid, nothing to do with his spare time except tell dull strangers about his facile life. He also doesn't have any 1960's DVD's to watch.Rich. FFS. We were talking about Suityou.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostOoooo close Skidders but no cigar!
Now sober up, work out who's talking to whom and see if you can get a contract tomorrow or alternatively piss the day up against the wall in your dressing gown & posting on CUK.
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I think you need to heed your own advice - I know exactly who both you and Soupy were talking about.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostRich. FFS. We were talking about Suityou.
Now sober up, work out who's talking to whom and see if you can get a contract tomorrow or alternatively piss the day up against the wall in your dressing gown & posting on CUK.
Now go back and read what I posted (and quoted) and once you have understood it come back and apologise.
Its very simple should only take you 20mins to figure it out.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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There you go. Find project manager loser Jobs with jobserve.comOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostI think you need to heed your own advice - I know exactly who both you and Soupy were talking about.
Now go back and read what I posted (and quoted) and once you have understood it come back and apologise.
Its very simple should only take you 20mins to figure it out.
Helped you out. No matches but it prompts you to change it. Good luck.
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostNow go back and read what I posted (and quoted) and once you have understood it come back and apologise.
Its very simple should only take you 20mins to figure it out.Poor boy - 20mins I said, you tried in about 3minOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostThere you go. Find project manager loser Jobs with jobserve.com
Helped you out. No matches but it prompts you to change it. Good luck.
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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As much as I would like to kick you around this forum for a little longer RC, I need to head off to bed as I have a job to do in the morning. Feel free to tell us about Trisha later on in the morning.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostPoor boy - 20mins I said, you tried in about 3min
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Still only 10min you really are ambitious. Poor sad little fu<k.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs much as I would like to kick you around this forum for a little longer RC, I need to head off to bed as I have a job to do in the morning. Feel free to tell us about Trisha later on in the morning.
Now tuck yourself in and cuddle your teddy.
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Hi CurchillOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostStill only 10min you really are ambitious. Poor sad little fu<k.
Now tuck yourself in and cuddle your teddy.
You sad twat.Comment
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