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I hit a dog tonight
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Are you hitting on me? I'm flattered but I'm just coming out of an abusive relationship and I'm not ready yet. -
Shame. Let me know when you're ready for another abusive relationship.Originally posted by A dog View PostAre you hitting on me? I'm flattered but I'm just coming out of an abusive relationship and I'm not ready yet.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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what type of dog are you , dogOriginally posted by A dog View PostAre you hitting on me? I'm flattered but I'm just coming out of an abusive relationship and I'm not ready yet.(\__/)
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This I can believe. Any dog that can type is capable of much greatness.Originally posted by A dog View PostI'm whatever you want, honey.
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You're feeling a bit ruff thenOriginally posted by A dog View PostAre you hitting on me? I'm flattered but I'm just coming out of an abusive relationship and I'm not ready yet.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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I have a niche in my organisation for a dog with brains.
do you have brains dog ?
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