Crime in your area

[stek]

No crime round my area it seems, mugging in Carlisle is the closest.

Black-eye Friday on Bothergate! Trouble if you are seen trying to pay with a Scottish fiver!

[bangface]

How many thousands of tax payers hard earnt has gone into making this crock!!

- Leeds LS7 3DU, UK

Sorry, we couldn't find a policing area that matched your search??????

[Doggy Styles]

How many thousands of tax payers hard earnt has gone into making this crock!!

- Leeds LS7 3DU, UK

Sorry, we couldn't find a policing area that matched your search??????

That means it's a police no-go area, like mine.

A proper app would still show the map, but superimpose flames over all of it.

[Spacecadet]

Black-eye Friday on Bothergate! Trouble if you are seen trying to pay with a Scottish fiver!

Good old Carlisle, had more arrests on Millennium new years eve than Edinburgh

[stek]

I'm sure I typed 'Botchergate' - but Bothergate is good!

[minestrone]

So they should have seen it coming and either scaled for it or designed it to cope or had the sense to trickle the media message instead of sending a press release to the Beeb.

This has happened before with these public sector web sites so it is no secret it was going to happen. They are idiots. But since they are a marketing firm, not IT, it is not surprising they fukced up.

I would rather the system failed on the first day rather than sitting for the next 5 years with a room full of boxes running at 1% capacity because I estimated capacity based on every single media outlet in the UK supplying the URL on their front page.

[RichardCranium]

I would rather the system failed on the first day

I hope to God you never work on any of my projects.

rather than sitting for the next 5 years with a room full of boxes running at 1% capacity because I estimated capacity based on every single media outlet in the UK supplying the URL on their front page.

Get a clue.

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[DimPrawn]

I would rather the system failed on the first day rather than sitting for the next 5 years with a room full of boxes running at 1% capacity because I estimated capacity based on every single media outlet in the UK supplying the URL on their front page.

You never heard of cloud computing then?

Cloud computing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[minestrone]

I hope to God you never work on any of my projects.

Get a clue.

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Few and far between by the sounds of it.

[minestrone]

You never heard of cloud computing then?

Cloud computing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yes, and I see the price they cost me every month.

For that type of system CC is by far the worst option.