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    #41
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I don't have time to banter with you losers.

    I've taken a day off today to do stuff. I'm flouncing.


    PWNED! Again!
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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        #43
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I don't have time to banter with you losers.

        I've taken a day off today to do stuff. I'm flouncing.
        You mean you've got to go in and fix the website before you get sued?

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          #44
          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          You mean you've got to go in and fix the website before you get sued?
          Spat coffee on my monitor you swine!

          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            You mean you've got to go in and fix the website before you get sued?
            Please stop hitting the refresh button on the browser for ten minutes. I need to go and restart the server. It's under the desk in Sasguru's office.

            God knows what he did with the other £299,600 he invoiced.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #46
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Please stop hitting the refresh button on the browser for ten minutes. I need to go and restart the server. It's under the desk in Sasguru's office.

              God knows what he did with the other £299,600 he invoiced.
              My fellow bedwetters, if ever there was a time to get 'im, this is it. Rise my luvvlies and kick him in the goolies while he's down.

              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #47
                It does not seem to include banking and investors crimes in the City nor does it seem to include MPs expenses and bribes to city council staff
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  My fellow bedwetters, if ever there was a time to get 'im, this is it. Rise my luvvlies and kick him in the goolies while he's down.

                  Who do you think you are? Ian ******* Beale?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #49
                    Well, I've tried 3 postcodes that I have lived at and (once I'd hit refresh enough times to get a response) all say:

                    "Sorry, we couldn't find a policing area that matched your search."

                    Now I can't get beyond:

                    Website error

                    There has been an error with the website and we're currently looking into it.
                    I don't suppose anyone cares, but I've implemented a real live system like that a couple or so years ago and did so for £105k. And it worked.

                    There is absolutely no excuse any more for a national public sector web site going down on day one because of publicity. That should have been item 1 on the risk log and there is now shed-loads of data available on how much traffic to expect.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #50
                      It's properly broken for me now. The Search button doesn't even work when I click on it

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