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Tight, soft & tempting fake vaginas Fast, discreet shipping & billingOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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You mean you've got to go in and fix the website before you get sued?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI don't have time to banter with you losers.
I've taken a day off today to do stuff. I'm flouncing.Comment
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Spat coffee on my monitor you swine!Originally posted by Bunk View PostYou mean you've got to go in and fix the website before you get sued?

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Please stop hitting the refresh button on the browser for ten minutes. I need to go and restart the server. It's under the desk in Sasguru's office.Originally posted by Bunk View PostYou mean you've got to go in and fix the website before you get sued?
God knows what he did with the other £299,600 he invoiced.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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My fellow bedwetters, if ever there was a time to get 'im, this is it. Rise my luvvlies and kick him in the goolies while he's down.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPlease stop hitting the refresh button on the browser for ten minutes. I need to go and restart the server. It's under the desk in Sasguru's office.
God knows what he did with the other £299,600 he invoiced.

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It does not seem to include banking and investors crimes in the City nor does it seem to include MPs expenses and bribes to city council staff"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Who do you think you are? Ian ******* Beale?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMy fellow bedwetters, if ever there was a time to get 'im, this is it. Rise my luvvlies and kick him in the goolies while he's down.

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well, I've tried 3 postcodes that I have lived at and (once I'd hit refresh enough times to get a response) all say:
"Sorry, we couldn't find a policing area that matched your search."
Now I can't get beyond:
I don't suppose anyone cares, but I've implemented a real live system like that a couple or so years ago and did so for £105k. And it worked.Website error
There has been an error with the website and we're currently looking into it.
There is absolutely no excuse any more for a national public sector web site going down on day one because of publicity. That should have been item 1 on the risk log and there is now shed-loads of data available on how much traffic to expect.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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