'Yep, sorry once again. Look, why don't you try standing upwind of me?' - General Custer, at his last stand.
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I concur with RichardCranium: homebrew makes the ablutions more tolerable. No more pile-bursting straining while you give birth to a bowl breaking brick with the density of Osmium. Sideways.
Statins can give you muscle ache at high doses (> 60mg) - grapefruits not recommended.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Oh dear.
I'm sure NickFitz was seeking sympathy, rather than explosive belly-laughs --> --> -->
Have a NF (and I promise not to squeeze too tight!)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostI concur with RichardCranium: homebrew makes the ablutions more tolerable. No more pile-bursting straining while you give birth to a bowl breaking brick with the density of Osmium. Sideways.
Statins can give you muscle ache at high doses (> 60mg) - grapefruits not recommended.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnybody else here on stuff like beta blockers, statins, blood thinners, ACE inhibitors, and all that malarkey?
They seem to be playing merry hell with my bowels, usually when I least expect it. Is that standard procedure? Does it become less unpredictable over time? Can anybody recommend a good dry cleaner? (I suspect I might need one soon if things carry on like this.)
I would ask a medical professional, but I prefer to leave them to deal with those who have serious problems. Therefore, the floor is open to the medical wisdom of CUKComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
'Yep, sorry once again. Look, why don't you try standing upwind of me?' - General Custer, at his last stand.
My granddad was killed at Little Bighorn - He wasn't actually in the battle, he was camping in the next field and went over to ask them to keep the noise down.
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