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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhich would of course be entirely at odds with his earlier thread about drugs. As couple of posters pointed out, RC is purely trolling & spamming the forum at present. It's like watching the old AndyW pollute the boards. Every thread is taken off topic and filled with pure rubbish.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostSounded this guy out a couple of years ago, his "I cannot get a job, I am in my bathrobe" pish was tiresome.
I spilt my beer. Who -ve repped me? I watched a bloke have a wank.Who -ve repped me? I tulip myself. Who -ve repped me?I read a story in the paper. Who -ve repped me?I had a heart attack, oh no I didn't sorry I tulip myself.
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I'm having a cup of tea? I',m picking my nose? Oh look it's the postman.
Fook me!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI wish Lisbeth Salander,
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Inspector MorseComment
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Rorschach
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Eeyore
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Silvio from The Sopranos.
"Just when I thought I was out...they pulled me back in."...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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