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    #21
    The most important quest must be "How do we stop the people who want to stop the enlargement?"

    right?
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #22
      Are bottoms going to get bigger? If not why not?
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #23
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Are bottoms going to get bigger? If not why not?
        Can I suggest you visit the Low Countries, where ample booty is kept firm and shapely by cycling?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Originally posted by ilovehr View Post
          Do I win?
          Nope.

          Anyway, anything more than a handful is a waste.

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            #25
            Originally posted by ilovehr View Post
            Do I win?
            No.

            Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
            The most important quest must be "How do we stop the people who want to stop the enlargement?"

            right?
            Right.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #26
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Are bottoms going to get bigger? If not why not?
              I think we have the right to know why....or is it why not.....

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                #27
                Originally posted by ilovehr View Post
                Do I win?
                No
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #28
                  firm and shapely?
                  I like huge and wobbly.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    I like huge and wobbly.
                    Then I think you are best suited to life in Britain or the USA.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      British womens breasts are actually getting bigger but this is due to the amount of fatty foods that they eat (fact). I notice this when going back to the UK that each year the girls upper bodies do seem to be getting increasingly larger, which is nice.
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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