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    #11
    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    1. Convince them that you need to work from home for the rest of the day.
    2. Invent a meeting that you'll be busy in all afternoon and just head home.
    3. Just go home and bill anyway, if it's a big enough client they probably won't notice. For added realism, leave your coat/phone behind so they assume you're still in the building.
    I like the cut of your jib!

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      #12
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      (to the house where there is a poorly 2 daughters and 1 wife also feeling poorly) or do you stay in the office to invoice and enjoy the calm you will not have if you return home?
      This would ensure I went to work tomorrow too.

      Really it depends what's happening at work.

      If I have a really important meeting or deadline then I'll try pretty hard to stay.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        If you can safely travel to and from the client site then you can work.
        Some of us are hired to do work more mentally challenging than catching a train. Or so I've heard.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Some of us are hired to do work more mentally challenging than catching a train. Or so I've heard.
          You poor fellow. Can't you get pills for that?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            I'm not sure how but I've developed a technique for being able to postpone illness till the weekend.

            Last time it happened about 3 weeks ago, I spent all week feeling rough bad enough to complain that i felt like I was coming down with something but not rough enough to justify taking time off sick.
            As soon as saturday came... BANG I was laid up till Monday morning
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              I was like that last week. Went in on Wednesday feeling fine, come later on in the day it got worse and worse with my co-workers commenting on the fact. Went back to the hotel feeling like tulip and had a crap nights sleep. Decided to knock the day on the head so called in and told them I was going home. The problem with that is that it involved a few hundred kilometer drive. Was better enough to go shopping on the Friday (instead of project no. 2 who rang me wanting to know where I was) and the pub on Saturday until Sunday. Back at work on the Monday, fighting fit...

              (I don't really taking sickies but in this case I decided it was better for all concerned. I share an office with 3 other people and we're pretty busy on an important project, well they are and I would have felt bad if they were ill the next week. I'm considerate like that)
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                When I came home yesterday my wife informed me that based on her online searches and gossiping with the other mums from the school she had diagnosed me with Swineflu!!!!!

                I told her she was not a doctor and that my friend Darmstadt had just endured and survived similar ill-feeling and I credit him with more credibility than her.

                I went on to rest/sleep untill dinner time, wake up feeling better and eat 3 delicious home made hamburgers for dinner. During the evening I was resting and still feeling a bit bad and cold but better all the time.

                I slept ok during the night and this morning I am much better. I am still not 100% but close and a an aspirin for breakfast has reduced the headache to a bearable level.

                I am now in the office, no need to lose billable time, and I feel much better.

                You can all stop worrying that I might die

                I will be fine.
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

                  I slept ok during the night and this morning I am much better. I am still not 100% but close and a an aspirin for breakfast has reduced the headache to a bearable level.
                  Big girl's blouse.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

                    I slept ok during the night and this morning I am much better. I am still not 100% but close and a an aspirin for breakfast has reduced the headache to a bearable level.
                    You know you are allowed to take ibuprofen then paracetamol at the same time?

                    So you can take a dose of ibuprofen then a couple of hours later take a dose of paracetamol and alternate until you hit the daily dose limits.*

                    Anyway if you can eat you are well enough to go to work...........

                    *My GP and a few other doctors who work in different specialisms told me this to manage pain from sports injuries and bad colds.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #20
                      I had two days off work last year after I had a heart attack. I'd only just started a new contract, so I told the client I had a nasty chest infection. Got away with it. Haven't had another heart attack, so far.

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