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[doodab]

I just had one of those tulips that requires you to growl to get it out. I hate that.

[wobbegong]

I just had one of those tulips that requires you to growl to get it out. I hate that.

Too much information.

[suityou01]

I just had one of those tulips that requires you to growl to get it out. I hate that.

A few steins of premium German ale should get things moving again. How's yer farmers?

[RichardCranium]

A few steins of premium German ale should get things moving again.

A few pints of live real ale would work better.

Said from experience.

Or half a dozen very ripe bananas.

Also said from experience.

[doodab]

I have half a kilo of dates to munch through after my bowl of museli. That should get things shifting.

[Wilmslow]

I thought I had one of those at the gym last night.

Messy waterlogged seats means the best approach is to lift the lid, remove gym shorts and crouch over the bowl.

Mine actually flew out, overshooting the bowl. That was rather messy.

[Bunk]

I thought I had one of those at the gym last night.

Messy waterlogged seats means the best approach is to lift the lid, remove gym shorts and crouch over the bowl.

Mine actually flew out, overshooting the bowl. That was rather messy.

[Mich the Tester]

Try the Valsalva manouvre next time.