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Mich the Tester replied

25 January 2011, 09:39
Try the Valsalva manouvre next time.
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Bunk replied

25 January 2011, 09:38
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I thought I had one of those at the gym last night.

Messy waterlogged seats means the best approach is to lift the lid, remove gym shorts and crouch over the bowl.

Mine actually flew out, overshooting the bowl. That was rather messy.
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Wilmslow replied

25 January 2011, 08:05
I thought I had one of those at the gym last night.

Messy waterlogged seats means the best approach is to lift the lid, remove gym shorts and crouch over the bowl.

Mine actually flew out, overshooting the bowl. That was rather messy.
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doodab replied

25 January 2011, 07:56
I have half a kilo of dates to munch through after my bowl of museli. That should get things shifting.
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RichardCranium replied

24 January 2011, 17:54
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

A few steins of premium German ale should get things moving again.

A few pints of live real ale would work better.

Said from experience.

Or half a dozen very ripe bananas.

Also said from experience.
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suityou01 replied

24 January 2011, 15:32
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I just had one of those tulips that requires you to growl to get it out. I hate that.

A few steins of premium German ale should get things moving again. How's yer farmers?
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wobbegong replied

24 January 2011, 15:25
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I just had one of those tulips that requires you to growl to get it out. I hate that.

Too much information.
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doodab started a topic ouch

24 January 2011, 14:39
ouch

I just had one of those tulips that requires you to growl to get it out. I hate that.
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