Ooooooooooooooooooooooow!

[hyperD]

It's making my eyes water just thinking about this

[Paddy]

Just pulled one out. It's so strong it could be used as a watch spring

[Clippy]

Using one of these is pain-free.

[EternalOptimist]

Using one of these is pain-free.

The pain is all part of the fun. Its what makes you a man.

wife - 'oh I shaved my eyebrows today dear, then pencilled them back in. what did YOU do ?'

husband (in deep manly voice) - 'Oh not much dear. Just managed to get a grip on three , deeply rooted, septum based, two inch cable hairs, and wrenched them from my beak. You might have heard the muted screaming and the sneezing. Then I grabbed tufts of ear hairs and pulled them for about fifteen minutes. which explains why my ears are on the wrong sides of my fkng head'

[hyperD]

The pain is all part of the fun. Its what makes you a man.

wife - 'oh I shaved my eyebrows today dear, then pencilled them back in. what did YOU do ?'

husband (in deep manly voice) - 'Oh not much dear. Just managed to get a grip on three , deeply rooted, septum based, two inch cable hairs, and wrenched them from my beak. You might have heard the muted screaming and the sneezing. Then I grabbed tufts of ear hairs and pulled them for about fifteen minutes. which explains why my ears are on the wrong sides of my fkng head'

[Paddy]

Using one of these is pain-free.

I used one in my friends bathroom but I though it was for hairs on the arse. I wonder if he noticed.

[Churchill]

I used one in my friends bathroom but I though it was for hairs on the arse. I wonder if he noticed.

Ah, you may be confusing it with the not so pain free "Chug-Nut remover".