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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I used one in my friends bathroom but I though it was for hairs on the arse. I wonder if he noticed.
    Ah, you may be confusing it with the not so pain free "Chug-Nut remover".

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Using one of these is pain-free.

    I used one in my friends bathroom but I though it was for hairs on the arse. I wonder if he noticed.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The pain is all part of the fun. Its what makes you a man.

    wife - 'oh I shaved my eyebrows today dear, then pencilled them back in. what did YOU do ?'

    husband (in deep manly voice) - 'Oh not much dear. Just managed to get a grip on three , deeply rooted, septum based, two inch cable hairs, and wrenched them from my beak. You might have heard the muted screaming and the sneezing. Then I grabbed tufts of ear hairs and pulled them for about fifteen minutes. which explains why my ears are on the wrong sides of my fkng head'




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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Using one of these is pain-free.

    The pain is all part of the fun. Its what makes you a man.

    wife - 'oh I shaved my eyebrows today dear, then pencilled them back in. what did YOU do ?'

    husband (in deep manly voice) - 'Oh not much dear. Just managed to get a grip on three , deeply rooted, septum based, two inch cable hairs, and wrenched them from my beak. You might have heard the muted screaming and the sneezing. Then I grabbed tufts of ear hairs and pulled them for about fifteen minutes. which explains why my ears are on the wrong sides of my fkng head'




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  • Clippy
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    Using one of these is pain-free.

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  • Paddy
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    Just pulled one out. It's so strong it could be used as a watch spring

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  • hyperD
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    It's making my eyes water just thinking about this

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Your partner pulls your nose hairs out with tweezers???

    Does she do your black heads as well?

    Just because your Mrs won't come near you with a barge-pole.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    No, it was a long thick one.

    And 3 came out at once in a later grooming attempt.
    Are you on a promise then?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's the ones that grow out of the septum that make my eyes water.

    The ones like tree roots that are attached to the inside of the back of me skull ain't too bad. They have a life of their own and retreat pretty damn smartish when CM is in range with her tweezers.

    This of course leaves her to attack the short ones growing out of the afore-mentioned septum.
    Your partner pulls your nose hairs out with tweezers???

    Does she do your black heads as well?

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  • Churchill
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    It's the ones that grow out of the septum that make my eyes water.

    The ones like tree roots that are attached to the inside of the back of me skull ain't too bad. They have a life of their own and retreat pretty damn smartish when CM is in range with her tweezers.

    This of course leaves her to attack the short ones growing out of the afore-mentioned septum.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Sounds like plucking hell. At least you got the sucker.

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  • MarillionFan
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    There was an old man
    Who picked out his hair
    I don't why he picked out his hair
    Perhaps he'll die?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Was it one of those really tough spiral ones? They always seem to being some flesh with them.

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  • FiveTimes
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    did you sneeze ?

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