The CUK When Will Wilmslow Commit Suicide Sweepstakes

[suityou01]

I'm nothing at all like you'd expect. I'm like a young Brad Pitt.

PeeWee Herman

[MaryPoppins]

I don't think he's her type somehow.

The dog's met me, and he's right.

I won't be sucking Wilmslow inside out anytime soon. Sorry.

[MarillionFan]

The dog's met me, and he's right.

I won't be sucking Wilmslow inside out anytime soon. Sorry.

Is this the 8'10'' 450lb Churchill you were telling me about?

As I said to you, if he's the same size as Jeanette Kranky I reckon he may be less than 6ft

[Churchill]

Is this the 8'10'' 450lb Churchill you were telling me about?

As I said to you, if he's the same size as Jeanette Kranky I reckon he may be less than 6ft

Get over it.

[OwlHoot]

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

I've heard it's the scrawny gimps who generally have the largest, um ..

Well let's just say, rather like my sig, "what the Gods withold in one area they often endow in others"

and I can't see Wilmslow topping himself - He always seems a cheerful chappie

[Wodewick]

I've heard it's the scrawny gimps who generally have the largest, um ..

Well let's just say, rather like my sig, "what the Gods withold in one area they often endow in others"

Are you saying you have a big knob - but no idea what to do with it?

It's true what they say, that the Gods don't bestow all their gifts on one person. You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it

[OwlHoot]

Are you saying you have a big knob - but no idea what to do with it?

You missed the point, but never mind.

I don't think anyone would describe me as "scrawny"

But that's not to say one can jump to the opposite conclusion