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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm nothing at all like you'd expect. I'm like a young Brad Pitt.
    PeeWee Herman
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I don't think he's her type somehow.
      The dog's met me, and he's right.

      I won't be sucking Wilmslow inside out anytime soon. Sorry.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        The dog's met me, and he's right.

        I won't be sucking Wilmslow inside out anytime soon. Sorry.
        Is this the 8'10'' 450lb Churchill you were telling me about?

        As I said to you, if he's the same size as Jeanette Kranky I reckon he may be less than 6ft
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Is this the 8'10'' 450lb Churchill you were telling me about?

          As I said to you, if he's the same size as Jeanette Kranky I reckon he may be less than 6ft
          Get over it.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post

            He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.
            I've heard it's the scrawny gimps who generally have the largest, um ..

            Well let's just say, rather like my sig, "what the Gods withold in one area they often endow in others"

            and I can't see Wilmslow topping himself - He always seems a cheerful chappie
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              #26
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              I've heard it's the scrawny gimps who generally have the largest, um ..

              Well let's just say, rather like my sig, "what the Gods withold in one area they often endow in others"
              Are you saying you have a big knob - but no idea what to do with it?
              Originally posted by OwlHoots sig
              It's true what they say, that the Gods don't bestow all their gifts on one person. You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #27
                Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

                Are you saying you have a big knob - but no idea what to do with it?
                You missed the point, but never mind.

                I don't think anyone would describe me as "scrawny"

                But that's not to say one can jump to the opposite conclusion
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