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[OwlHoot]

Are you saying you have a big knob - but no idea what to do with it?

You missed the point, but never mind.

I don't think anyone would describe me as "scrawny"

But that's not to say one can jump to the opposite conclusion

[Wodewick]

I've heard it's the scrawny gimps who generally have the largest, um ..

Well let's just say, rather like my sig, "what the Gods withold in one area they often endow in others"

Are you saying you have a big knob - but no idea what to do with it?

It's true what they say, that the Gods don't bestow all their gifts on one person. You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it

[OwlHoot]

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

I've heard it's the scrawny gimps who generally have the largest, um ..

Well let's just say, rather like my sig, "what the Gods withold in one area they often endow in others"

and I can't see Wilmslow topping himself - He always seems a cheerful chappie

[Churchill]

Is this the 8'10'' 450lb Churchill you were telling me about?

As I said to you, if he's the same size as Jeanette Kranky I reckon he may be less than 6ft

Get over it.

[MarillionFan]

The dog's met me, and he's right.

I won't be sucking Wilmslow inside out anytime soon. Sorry.

Is this the 8'10'' 450lb Churchill you were telling me about?

As I said to you, if he's the same size as Jeanette Kranky I reckon he may be less than 6ft

[MaryPoppins]

I don't think he's her type somehow.

The dog's met me, and he's right.

I won't be sucking Wilmslow inside out anytime soon. Sorry.

[suityou01]

I'm nothing at all like you'd expect. I'm like a young Brad Pitt.

PeeWee Herman

[MarillionFan]

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

I'm nothing at all like you'd expect. I'm like a young Brad Pitt.

[Churchill]

I reckon Wilmsy could take him though. MF would be too busy flapping his gob, then WHAM, Wilmsy takes him down with a whirling Pilates kick

He'd have to get a couple of those dodgy drinks down himself first.

[EternalOptimist]

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

I reckon Wilmsy could take him though. MF would be too busy flapping his gob, then WHAM, Wilmsy takes him down with a whirling Pilates kick

[Churchill]

You don't need to add the 'in drag' bit. If Sasguru turns up, it's taken as read he'll turn up in a dress.

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

[MarillionFan]

It was SASGURU in drag.

You don't need to add the 'in drag' bit. If Sasguru turns up, it's taken as read he'll turn up in a dress.

[Churchill]

I thought he was real and people have met him in real life ?

It was SASGURU in drag.

[FiveTimes]

Can a sockie actually commit suicide?

I thought he was real and people have met him in real life ?

[Churchill]

Can a sockie actually commit suicide?

If you die in the Matrix, you die in real-life...