The CUK When Will Wilmslow Commit Suicide Sweepstakes

[RichardCranium]

Where's the "eaten alive by a sex starved MaryPoppins" option?

My immediate thought was of him being sucked inside out* - and there's not a lot of meat on Wilmslow anyway. So, thanks for that image, SY.



I'm still recovering from the Amsterdam porn show / wankfest revelations.





* I have a suspicion Wilmslow has had the same image in his head for some time...

[MarillionFan]

Can a sockie actually commit suicide?

[Churchill]

Can a sockie actually commit suicide?

If you die in the Matrix, you die in real-life...

[FiveTimes]

Can a sockie actually commit suicide?

I thought he was real and people have met him in real life ?

[Churchill]

I thought he was real and people have met him in real life ?

It was SASGURU in drag.

[MarillionFan]

It was SASGURU in drag.

You don't need to add the 'in drag' bit. If Sasguru turns up, it's taken as read he'll turn up in a dress.

[Churchill]

You don't need to add the 'in drag' bit. If Sasguru turns up, it's taken as read he'll turn up in a dress.

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

[EternalOptimist]

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

I reckon Wilmsy could take him though. MF would be too busy flapping his gob, then WHAM, Wilmsy takes him down with a whirling Pilates kick

[Churchill]

I reckon Wilmsy could take him though. MF would be too busy flapping his gob, then WHAM, Wilmsy takes him down with a whirling Pilates kick

He'd have to get a couple of those dodgy drinks down himself first.

[MarillionFan]

He's an awful fidgety scrawny little gimp, just as I imagined. A lot like you MF. You two would get on like a house on fire.

I'm nothing at all like you'd expect. I'm like a young Brad Pitt.