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Is Oral Sex Safe? (BBC3 at 21:00 this evening).

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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Ooooer Mrs.



    Apparently it causes cancer.

    Then again, what doesn't these days?
    If I were a girl, I'd rather have throat cancer than catch a hugely aggressive growth that I then have to force out though a hole far too small.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      If I were a girl, I'd rather have throat cancer than catch a hugely aggressive growth that I then have to force out though a hole far too small.
      Delicately put.

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

        Apparently it causes cancer.
        That really sucks.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          That really sucks.
          A hard one to swallow.

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            #15
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            A hard one to swallow.
            Let's blow this joint and go for a couple of stiff ones
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Let's blow this joint and go for a couple of stiff ones
              Are we eating out?

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                #17
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Are we eating out?
                Why not. Fancy a kebab?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Why not. Fancy a kebab?
                  With tomato sauce or yogurt?
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    With tomato sauce or yogurt?
                    There's an unfinished tuna taco with mayo going begging, if you want something for seconds.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #20
                      I've got a massive double helping of man-jizz if anyone is hungry



                      damn - I just cant get the hang of this bj humour




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                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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