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I am still getting ticked off for the most mighty blow off at 5am this morning that woke SY02, was so loud it disturbed SY03 and reeked so badly that even Febreeze can't save the bedspread.
I also wedged myself on SY02 before the delivery. NoiceKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am still getting ticked off for the most mighty blow off at 5am this morning that woke SY02, was so loud it disturbed SY03 and reeked so badly that even Febreeze can't save the bedspread.
I also wedged myself on SY02 before the delivery. NoiceWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSounds like a prolapsed colon to me SY. Suggest you get it checked out lest your rectum looks like the bird in Anal Gangbang Adventures in Africa III.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Typical, my sound has gone again.bloggoth
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