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    #2
    I am still getting ticked off for the most mighty blow off at 5am this morning that woke SY02, was so loud it disturbed SY03 and reeked so badly that even Febreeze can't save the bedspread.

    I also wedged myself on SY02 before the delivery. Noice
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I am still getting ticked off for the most mighty blow off at 5am this morning that woke SY02, was so loud it disturbed SY03 and reeked so badly that even Febreeze can't save the bedspread.

      I also wedged myself on SY02 before the delivery. Noice
      Sounds like a prolapsed colon to me SY. Suggest you get it checked out lest your rectum looks like the bird in Anal Gangbang Adventures in Africa III.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Sounds like a prolapsed colon to me SY. Suggest you get it checked out lest your rectum looks like the bird in Anal Gangbang Adventures in Africa III.
        That prolapsed yonks ago and looks like a deflated 2 month old party balloon.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              As seen on Graham Norton

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                #8
                Typical, my sound has gone again.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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