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Chef - What happened with the box?

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    Chef - What happened with the box?

    Has she found it yet - or given up and attacked with an axe?



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    #2
    Originally posted by Tingles View Post
    Has she found it yet - or given up and attacked with an axe?



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    Should this have been a PM?

    Or is he ignoring those










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    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Happy New Year all,

      no real news to report as yet

      she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #4
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        Happy New Year all,

        no real news to report as yet

        she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..

        Fair play to you - quite remarkable!




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          #5
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          Happy New Year all,

          no real news to report as yet

          she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..
          Dear god, how sad is this?

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            #6
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            Happy New Year all,

            no real news to report as yet

            she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Dear god, how sad is this?
            I think it's a brilliant idea. My GF can't even read a map. She even struggles to come home when she's been out shopping.

            She's been complaining that after 10 years I still haven't popped the question so this looks like the solution to the problem. I'll let her read Chef's thread, give her a box and with any luck she won't even work out how to navigate herself out of the driveway let alone a 1000km away.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Dear god, how sad is this?


              The reaction on the InterTubes where such things have been discussed has been positive.

              Here on CUK, a predominantly geek-dominated site, the reaction was even better.

              You are in a very small minority on this.

              Is it envy?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Dear god, how sad is this?
                Very. But in a most excellent way.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                  The reaction on the InterTubes where such things have been discussed has been positive.

                  Here on CUK, a predominantly geek-dominated site, the reaction was even better.

                  You are in a very small minority on this.

                  Is it envy?
                  It must be penis envy then. As normally Chef is a bit of a dick.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                    The reaction on the InterTubes where such things have been discussed has been positive.

                    Here on CUK, a predominantly geek-dominated site, the reaction was even better.

                    You are in a very small minority on this.

                    Is it envy?
                    Each to their own but just because you're a geek it doesn't follow that wife/partner is also a geek.

                    Chef's partner maybe a geek? I don't think I'd test my wifes geek tolerance with such a device.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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